| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| rvre | 355309 | 1:1:19037547 | 2014-06-30 | — |
| Nigga-Chan | 690482 | 1:1:52863462 | 2014-06-29 | — |
| LingTong53 | 695225 | 1:1:84135960 | 2014-07-07 | 2014-07-11 |
| jirO | 498960 | 1:1:33186178 | 2014-06-29 | 2015-03-26 |
| Senpai9000 | 348469 | 1:1:33443111 | 2014-09-03 | 2015-03-18 |
| Outsider | 608497 | 1:0:90016235 | 2014-06-29 | 2014-12-08 |
| Ender | 697772 | 1:0:86189732 | 2014-07-14 | 2014-07-15 |
| CornJulio | 698100 | 1:0:89335565 | 2014-07-14 | 2014-11-30 |
| KevinCardona | 696653 | 1:1:41805301 | 2014-07-11 | 2014-07-15 |
| LuciD | 616875 | U:1:68658026 | 2014-07-08 | 2014-07-11 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015-11-12 | Zeon Gaming | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | de_dust2 | 0 - 16 | Week 8:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | Grizzled Veterans | de_dust2 | 12 - 16 | Week 8:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | Variety | de_season | 16 - 0 | Week 7:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | nobodies | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | de_cache | 0 - 16 | Week 6:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | Gamble | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | de_cache | 0 - 16 | Week 6:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Unchecked Aggression | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | de_season | 0 - 16 | Week 7:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | pernicious Vengeance | de_inferno | 14 - 16 | Week 5:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | Instinctive Force | de_inferno | 0 - 16 | Week 5:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | garanzballbaranz | de_mirage | 3 - 16 | Week 4:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | DA BIG DICK CIRCUIT | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | de_dust2 | 19 - 17 | Week 3:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | corehaven wolves | de_nuke | 5 - 16 | Week 2:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | ElementX | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | de_dust2 | 16 - 0 | Week 3:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | DeadTeam | de_mirage | 16 - 0 | Week 4:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | baus | de_train | 10 - 16 | Week 1:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | Questionable Gaming | Sexy Turtle Derp S... | de_train | 16 - 6 | Week 1:2 |