| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jose | 620146 | 0:1:30087 | 2008-02-21 | 2008-06-13 |
| Internet Manbaby | 628149 | 0:1:910495 | 2008-02-24 | 2008-06-13 |
| hamburglah | 630151 | 0:0:4178038 | 2008-03-03 | 2008-06-13 |
| Arcane | 630152 | 0:0:6027357 | 2008-03-03 | 2008-06-13 |
| 630306 | 0:1:8573092 | 2008-03-03 | 2008-06-13 | |
| 630553 | 0:0:17880600 | 2008-03-07 | 2008-06-13 | |
| 632996 | 0:1:16976078 | 2008-03-28 | 2008-06-13 | |
| |FSM| MaDmaN | 635695 | 0:1:2888679 | 2008-04-10 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-03-11 | Flying Spaghetti Monster | Fun Dip | — | 99 - 0 | — |
| 2008-03-18 | Flying Spaghetti Monster | The New Alliance | — | 99 - 0 | — |
| 2008-03-25 | Flying Spaghetti Monster | Acuity Gaming | — | 99 - 0 | — |
| 2008-04-01 | Team #176984 | Flying Spaghetti Monster | — | 1 - 2 | — |
| 2008-04-08 | Team #177043 | Flying Spaghetti Monster | — | 2 - 0 | — |
| 2008-04-15 | Flying Spaghetti Monster | Retards with Sticks | — | 0 - 2 | — |
| 2008-03-25 | Northern Resistance | Flying Spaghetti Monster | — | 2 - 0 | — |
| 2008-04-22 | Flying Spaghetti Monster | [inactive]Immortal Warriors | — | 4 - 9 | — |
| 2008-04-29 | Flying Spaghetti Monster | lossless | — | 99 - 0 | — |
| 2008-05-06 | [INACTIVE]SBC Shredders | Flying Spaghetti Monster | — | 2 - 0 | — |