| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kanye West | 437438 | 0:1:5246816 | 2008-12-30 | — |
| squidzilla | 688978 | 0:1:975810 | 2008-12-31 | — |
| jackass | 150641 | 0:0:111139 | 2009-01-01 | 2009-02-14 |
| B1Gtime | 413364 | 0:0:8453856 | 2009-01-01 | — |
| d | 507949 | 0:0:767045 | 2009-01-01 | — |
| Scope | 172025 | 0:0:1655128 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| r1ngstar | 370979 | 0:1:7529291 | 2009-01-06 | 2009-02-23 |
| Destroyer | 331029 | 0:0:10047040 | 2009-01-31 | — |
| er0c | 16923 | 0:1:1554499 | 2009-02-13 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-26 | Simulation One | Immortality | — | 27 - 3 | — |
| 2009-01-11 | Lazy | Simulation One | — | 4 - 26 | — |
| 2009-01-14 | Faithless | Simulation One | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | Team Gurren Lagann | Simulation One | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | FaTo | Simulation One | — | 6 - 24 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | Another Fairy Unique Team Name | Simulation One | — | 4 - 26 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | SMOKE WEED | Simulation One | — | 5 - 25 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | Simulation One | Syntonic | — | 1 - 29 | — |
| 2009-02-23 | Simulation One | SASQUATCHBALLCHINIANPIRATES | — | — | — |