| GUID | Player | Team | League | Division | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| [U:1:32582397] | Not_Matlock | Dildo Gaggins | ESEA | Season 19 - Open | 2015-08-07 | 2024-12-17 |
| [U:1:32582397] | Not_Matlock | gargles meme squad 2 | ESEA | Season 19 - Open | 2015-04-19 | 2024-12-17 |
| [U:1:32582397] | Not_Matlock | gargles meme squad 2 | ESEA | Season 18 - Open | 2015-04-19 | 2024-12-17 |
| [U:1:32582397] | Not_Matlock | Off Top | ESEA | Season 17 - Open | 2013-09-16 | 2014-07-08 |
| [U:1:32582397] | Not_Matlock | Off Top | ESEA | Season 15 - Intermediate | 2013-09-16 | 2014-07-08 |
| [U:1:32582397] | Not_Matlock | Off Top | ESEA | Season 14 - Open | 2013-09-16 | 2014-07-08 |
| [U:1:32582397] | Not_Matlock | Dildo Gaggins | ESEA | Season 20 - Intermediate | 2015-08-07 | 2024-12-17 |
| [U:1:32582397] | Not_Matlock | Drunk Girls | ESEA | Season 13 - Open | 2012-07-11 | 2013-03-09 |
| [U:1:32582397] | Not_Matlock | Drunk Girls | ESEA | Season 12 - Open | 2012-07-11 | 2013-03-09 |