| GUID | Player | Team | League | Division | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0:1:13596541 | E4FTERRIBLELIKEREALLYBAD | Flappy Happy Pancakes | CAL | Open | 2007-06-08 | 2007-09-11 |
| 0:1:13596541 | E4FTERRIBLELIKEREALLYBAD | We can lick our elbows | CAL | Open | 2007-09-12 | 2007-09-28 |
| 0:1:13596541 | E4FTERRIBLELIKEREALLYBAD | The toaster had two waffles | CAL | Open | 2008-04-29 | 2008-10-28 |
| 0:1:13596541 | E4FTERRIBLELIKEREALLYBAD | The toaster had two waffles | CAL | Intermediate | 2008-08-20 | 2008-12-24 |
| 0:1:13596541 | E4FTERRIBLELIKEREALLYBAD | The toaster had two waffles | CAL | Main | 2008-12-24 | — |