| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| E4FTERRIBLELIKEREALLYBAD | 555261 | 0:1:13596541 | 2008-12-24 | — |
| HOBO | 540943 | 0:1:11740973 | 2008-12-24 | — |
| GreG` | 446541 | 0:1:10164911 | 2008-12-24 | — |
| soymilk | 512749 | 0:1:953883 | 2008-12-24 | — |
| DjR | 455239 | 0:1:5198804 | 2008-12-24 | — |
| tonKer | 417867 | 0:1:12759514 | 2008-12-24 | — |
| Hajin.Aztam | 323298 | 0:0:1759174 | 2008-12-24 | — |
| AAndYYY | 322228 | 0:0:1655738 | 2008-12-24 | — |
| Makaio | 476376 | 0:1:8952880 | 2009-01-15 | 2009-01-29 |
| aToM | 609567 | 0:1:17523868 | 2009-01-15 | 2009-01-19 |
| 0 | 569634 | 0:0:1829470 | 2009-01-24 | 2009-01-29 |
| clearview | 582055 | 0:0:470437 | 2009-02-13 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-14 | Panic! | The toaster had two waffles | — | — | — |
| 2009-01-18 | [dead]suave | The toaster had two waffles | — | 16 - 6 | — |
| 2009-01-21 | The toaster had two waffles | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | — | 16 - 14 | — |
| 2009-01-25 | Tactical Eggs | The toaster had two waffles | — | 4 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-01 | Shoot Face Die | The toaster had two waffles | — | 16 - 13 | — |
| 2009-01-28 | The toaster had two waffles | perplexity | — | 1 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-08 | Warchild | The toaster had two waffles | — | 2 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-15 | Sex Panther | The toaster had two waffles | — | 5 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-25 | The toaster had two waffles | CyberPhenom | — | — | — |
| 2009-02-22 | The toaster had two waffles | guerillaTactics \ iP | — | — | — |