| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ant0- | 405817 | 0:1:468337 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| Bouncer | 10330 | 0:1:89995 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| jimmydean | 181481 | 0:1:4949079 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| Teddy PWNSevelt | 60879 | 0:1:212256 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| x.X.cLaZZZZZZrQ.X.x | 281340 | 0:1:7087651 | 2009-01-09 | 2009-02-03 |
| John F. PWNSedy | 405141 | 0:1:8828188 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| frozenose | 226025 | 0:0:6067907 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| AbraPWN Lincoln | 251606 | 0:1:6200815 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| steve | 662149 | 0:0:6274864 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| Dwight D. PWNsenhower | 39412 | 0:0:990443 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| Mr.rthgbtrbgf- | 501685 | 0:0:9509737 | 2009-01-09 | 2009-01-29 |
| Richard NixPWN | 369021 | 0:1:2149247 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| KuaN | 370371 | 0:0:3955524 | 2009-01-29 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-18 | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | sexy64 | — | 5 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-25 | Sex Panther | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | — | 16 - 5 | — |
| 2009-01-21 | The toaster had two waffles | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | — | 16 - 14 | — |
| 2009-02-01 | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | anneX | — | 3 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-28 | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | Tactical Eggs | — | 9 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-08 | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | CyberPhenom | — | 5 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-15 | [inactive]Stand As One | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | — | — | — |
| 2009-02-15 | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | Duckphone | — | 17 - 19 | — |
| 2009-02-22 | Rykers Island Crew | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | — | 12 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-25 | Panic! | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | — | 16 - 5 | — |