| GUID | Player | Team | League | Division | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0:0:3744091 | Sergeant Simpson | EyeCandy | CAL | Open | 2006-06-25 | 2006-12-01 |
| 0:0:3744091 | Sergeant Simpson | CynicalGamers | CAL | Open | 2007-12-20 | 2008-06-13 |
| 0:0:3744091 | Sergeant Simpson | [INACTIVE]crowdpleaser | CAL | Open | 2008-05-28 | 2008-10-28 |
| 0:0:3744091 | Sergeant Simpson | Dont Shoot Me | CAL | Open | 2008-09-22 | 2008-11-24 |
| 0:0:3744091 | Sergeant Simpson | Crowdpleaser | CEVO | Amateur | — | — |