| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| shdwpuppet | 0:0:19248815 | — | — | |
| !PeEk | 0:1:15716390 | — | — | |
| jak131 | 0:0:25473569 | — | — | |
| Cigar | 0:0:86144 | — | — | |
| klastic | 0:1:17081265 | — | — | |
| reimuuuu~ | 0:0:24626271 | — | — | |
| SuicideSwitch | 0:1:18595324 | — | — | |
| Xdomas | 0:0:5854492 | — | — | |
| spudman | 0:0:15307458 | — | — | |
| jc | 0:1:19548107 | — | — | |
| Toes | 0:1:25655352 | — | — | |
| shots | 0:1:206827 | — | — | |
| DeathBySnuSnu | 0:1:22412348 | — | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | underdog Heroes | Parody | cp_freight | 2 - 5 | wk8 |
| — | Parody | underdog Heroes | cp_freight | 5 - 2 | wk8 |
| — | Parody | Gamer Grounds | cp_badlands | 5 - 0 | wk7 |
| — | Gamer Grounds | Parody | cp_badlands | 0 - 5 | wk7 |
| — | The Legion | Parody | cp_granary | 5 - 0 | wk6 |
| — | Parody | The Legion | cp_granary | 0 - 5 | wk6 |
| — | Voodoo Gaming | Parody | cp_gravelpit | 2 - 1 | wk5 |
| — | Parody | Voodoo Gaming | cp_gravelpit | 1 - 2 | wk5 |
| — | Parody | La Résistance du Nord | cp_gullywash | 0 - 3 | wk4 |
| — | La Résistance du Nord | Parody | cp_gullywash | 3 - 0 | wk4 |
| — | Parody | Assault and Battery | cp_prolane | 5 - 0 | wk3 |
| — | Assault and Battery | Parody | cp_prolane | 0 - 5 | wk3 |
| — | Young Conrads Posse | Parody | koth_viaduct | — | wk2 |
| — | Parody | Young Conrads Posse | koth_viaduct | — | wk2 |
| — | Total Punishment Gaming | Parody | cp_well | 1 - 5 | wk1 |
| — | Parody | Total Punishment Gaming | cp_well | 5 - 1 | wk1 |
| — | Parody | We met on eHarmony | cp_coldfront | — | ps2 |
| — | We met on eHarmony | Parody | cp_coldfront | — | ps2 |
| — | Young Conrads Posse | Parody | koth_ashville | 0 - 4 | ps1 |
| — | Parody | Young Conrads Posse | koth_ashville | 4 - 0 | ps1 |