| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| arms* | P908463 | — | — | |
| kinetic | 0:0:13758083 | — | — | |
| mdy | 0:0:5508708 | — | — | |
| heshsz | 0:0:3530355 | — | — | |
| deet | 0::142984 | — | — | |
| penguin | 0:1:26158 | — | — | |
| ohKAYKAYKAY | 0:1:73726 | — | — | |
| ivy | 0:0:302662 | — | — | |
| Luck | 0:1:79700 | — | — | |
| orangato | 0:0:2456747 | — | — | |
| firewire | 0:1:27132 | — | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | WiCkEd` | The Penis Game | de_train | 4 - 16 | wk1 |
| — | what the | The Penis Game | de_dust2 | 16 - 5 | wk4 |
| — | The Penis Game | ineXorable | de_dust2 | — | p8 |
| — | The Penis Game | The Arrogant Bastards | de_nuke | 6 - 16 | p7 |
| — | The Penis Game | primetime | de_inferno | 10 - 16 | p4 |
| — | The Penis Game | ApeX Gaming | de_russka | 16 - 4 | p3 |
| — | The Penis Game | Living Room Athletes | de_dust2 | 16 - 14 | p2 |
| — | The Penis Game | headfire | de_train | 16 - 1 | wk8 |
| — | The Penis Game | Team Connection | de_forge | 10 - 16 | wk7 |
| — | The Penis Game | Left Curly Bracket | de_inferno | 16 - 14 | wk6 |
| — | The Penis Game | Kintama | de_russka | 16 - 5 | wk5 |
| — | The Penis Game | what the | de_dust2 | 5 - 16 | wk4 |
| — | The Penis Game | Pointbreak | de_tuscan | 16 - 4 | wk3 |
| — | The Penis Game | ceta | de_nuke | 16 - 5 | wk2 |
| — | The Penis Game | WiCkEd` | de_train | 16 - 4 | wk1 |
| — | The Arrogant Bastards | The Penis Game | de_nuke | 16 - 6 | p7 |
| — | Team Connection | The Penis Game | de_forge | 16 - 10 | wk7 |
| — | primetime | The Penis Game | de_inferno | 16 - 10 | p4 |
| — | Pointbreak | The Penis Game | de_tuscan | 4 - 16 | wk3 |
| — | Living Room Athletes | The Penis Game | de_dust2 | 14 - 16 | p2 |
| — | Left Curly Bracket | The Penis Game | de_inferno | 14 - 16 | wk6 |
| — | Kintama | The Penis Game | de_russka | 5 - 16 | wk5 |
| — | ineXorable | The Penis Game | de_dust2 | — | p8 |
| — | headfire | The Penis Game | de_train | 1 - 16 | wk8 |
| — | ceta | The Penis Game | de_nuke | 5 - 16 | wk2 |
| — | ApeX Gaming | The Penis Game | de_russka | 4 - 16 | p3 |