| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| MartyrMachine | P950884 | — | — | |
| Mr. Hobo | 0:0:296538 | — | — | |
| Heist | 0:1:1910663 | — | — | |
| MartyrMachine | 0:1:292785 | — | — | |
| Mr. Camel | 0:0:727686 | — | — | |
| Thad | 0:1:3365701 | — | — | |
| Burntcuchi | 0:1:2300818 | — | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Pelvic Meatloaf | Hardzone | de_inferno | 4 - 26 | oow1 |
| — | Pelvic Meatloaf | Jaded Execution | de_train | 9 - 21 | wk1 |
| — | Jaded Execution | Pelvic Meatloaf | de_train | 21 - 9 | wk1 |
| — | Hardzone | Pelvic Meatloaf | de_inferno | 26 - 4 | oow1 |