| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| a_scout | 458978 | [U:1:56560453] | 2011-10-12 | — |
| MC_The | 425481 | [U:1:49007553] | 2012-01-01 | 2012-03-10 |
| scobra | 429795 | [U:1:44993829] | 2011-10-12 | — |
| 1Cringe | 349542 | [U:1:866793] | 2012-04-22 | 2012-11-20 |
| Magus^ | 425684 | [U:1:34979158] | 2012-04-11 | 2012-07-30 |
| stampeed | 402855 | [U:1:22858740] | 2012-03-19 | 2012-03-21 |
| chaaz^ | 360317 | [U:1:7837853] | 2012-05-19 | 2012-06-12 |
| RECYCLOPS | 340188 | [U:1:18234877] | 2012-03-19 | 2012-06-09 |
| MR_SLIN | 380413 | [U:1:19931235] | 2011-10-12 | 2012-05-14 |
| warped | 349243 | [U:1:33136664] | 2011-12-04 | 2012-05-10 |
| Panic- | 402034 | [U:1:42170599] | 2012-05-02 | 2012-05-04 |
| 3fearless | 282101 | [U:1:17918208] | 2012-04-06 | 2012-04-20 |
| lucrative | 348675 | [U:1:34099010] | 2012-04-11 | 2012-04-12 |
| wetrag231 | 480162 | [U:1:80035983] | 2011-12-04 | 2012-03-09 |
| disengage | 396650 | [U:1:32234010] | 2011-10-12 | 2012-03-10 |
| ranga | 392977 | [U:1:18802211] | 2011-10-12 | 2012-03-10 |
| Guan | 390869 | [U:1:40636423] | 2011-12-31 | 2012-03-10 |
| conductor | 389229 | [U:1:46672296] | 2012-01-01 | 2012-03-10 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2015-11-12 | The Teenage Cucumbers | Treason | cp_standin_b5 | 5 - 1 | Week 7:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | slippin with slipz | The Teenage Cucumbers | cp_granary | 5 - 1 | Week 9:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Teenage Cucumbers | Animals with Guns | cp_gullywash | 5 - 1 | Week 8:1 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Teenage Cucumbers | Australians | cp_gravelpit | 0 - 2 | Week 5:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | Last Minute | The Teenage Cucumbers | cp_badlands | 0 - 2 | Week 2:2 |
| 2015-11-12 | The Teenage Cucumbers | 22d | cp_snakewater | 2 - 5 | Playoffs R6 |
| 2015-11-12 | the post-woodpig d... | The Teenage Cucumbers | cp_warmfront | 3 - 5 | Playoffs R3 |