| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| k4b00m | 235913 | 0:0:11660903 | 2007-08-29 | 2007-12-21 |
| Get Off My Lawn! | 267995 | 0:0:575051 | 2007-08-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| jesseMoNsTeR<3 TELEMUNDO | 249780 | 0:1:3227379 | 2007-08-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| Yes I do. | 119537 | 0:1:649768 | 2007-08-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| Vanessa Hudgens | 347746 | 0:0:11692441 | 2007-08-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| kyran1 | 267403 | 0:0:6952250 | 2007-08-29 | 2007-12-21 |
| spanish/mexican | 429807 | 0:0:4484692 | 2007-08-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| stile | 433731 | 0:0:4125573 | 2007-08-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| aaron postal guy | 185512 | 0:0:10446591 | 2007-08-30 | 2008-06-13 |
| !Stride! | 459474 | 0:0:4185292 | 2007-08-30 | 2007-09-13 |
| OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!! | 432778 | 0:1:12738080 | 2007-08-31 | 2008-06-13 |
| kinGaYz` | 574065 | 0:0:1309817 | 2007-09-09 | 2007-12-21 |
| hitman4seveN | 252164 | 0:1:14497992 | 2007-09-15 | 2007-10-07 |
| jh- | 211229 | 0:0:2816826 | 2007-10-08 | 2007-12-21 |
| aL:o | 442020 | 0:0:1140031 | 2007-10-09 | 2007-12-21 |
| teddd.tw | 197913 | 0:0:4415912 | 2007-10-16 | 2008-06-13 |
| d- | 890 | 0:1:964063 | 2007-10-16 | 2007-10-24 |
| kirk | 112713 | 0:0:1948340 | 2007-10-27 | 2007-12-21 |
| poizoned~ | 574216 | 0:0:3612473 | 2007-12-24 | 2008-06-13 |
| freshpine | 506236 | 0:0:15916315 | 2007-12-30 | 2008-06-13 |
| tmw? | 487130 | 0:0:2194190 | 2008-01-04 | 2008-06-13 |
| america. | 443846 | 0:0:12120893 | 2008-01-08 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2007-09-13 | Substandard | donkey punchin krew | — | 131 - 320 | — |
| 2007-09-20 | donkey punchin krew | Did That Hurt? | — | — | — |
| 2007-09-27 | Handicap | donkey punchin krew | — | 195 - 494 | — |
| 2007-10-04 | donkey punchin krew | Elite Assassins | — | 150 - 84 | — |
| 2007-10-11 | donkey punchin krew | Substandard | — | — | — |
| 2007-10-18 | donkey punchin krew | Merry Men | — | 406 - 12 | — |
| 2007-10-25 | 4 asians and 1 white dude | donkey punchin krew | — | — | — |
| 2007-10-25 | Special Air Services | donkey punchin krew | — | 21 - 207 | — |
| 2007-11-01 | Profound | donkey punchin krew | — | 50 - 379 | — |
| 2007-11-08 | dgf | donkey punchin krew | — | 3 - 277 | — |
| 2007-11-15 | donkey punchin krew | Kuppler | — | 385 - 231 | — |
| 2007-11-26 | donkey punchin krew | Mendoza Gaming Family | — | 998 - 71 | — |
| 2007-11-29 | donkey punchin krew | Kuppler | — | 287 - 67 | — |
| 2007-12-03 | donkey punchin krew | Total Annihilation | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2007-12-06 | donkey punchin krew | [INACTIVE] Nascidos Pro Game | — | — | — |
| 2008-01-10 | donkey punchin krew | NeFarious | — | — | — |