| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| poop | 480308 | 0:0:3390 | 2007-01-06 | 2007-05-07 |
| disgruntledgoat | 497318 | 0:0:12584730 | 2007-01-07 | 2007-05-07 |
| SandWitch | 499554 | 0:1:11892209 | 2007-01-09 | 2007-05-07 |
| AssGravy | 501602 | 0:0:10634592 | 2007-01-11 | 2007-05-07 |
| Munkie | 501211 | 0:1:3079458 | 2007-01-11 | 2007-05-07 |
| blackgumby | 501593 | 0:0:12139772 | 2007-01-11 | 2007-05-07 |
| Fabric Softner | 504258 | 0:0:11015883 | 2007-01-14 | 2007-05-07 |
| Echelon | 516478 | 0:1:5114275 | 2007-02-11 | 2007-05-07 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2007-01-15 | virtue onLine | Kamikaze Watermelons | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2007-01-22 | Kamikaze Watermelons | Team Xtacy | — | 7 - 23 | — |
| 2007-01-29 | Kamikaze Watermelons | DEATH | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2007-02-05 | 4:20 Family | Kamikaze Watermelons | — | 28 - 2 | — |
| 2007-02-12 | Kamikaze Watermelons | Addicted Monkey Spankers | — | 3 - 27 | — |
| 2007-02-19 | INC | Kamikaze Watermelons | — | 22 - 8 | — |
| 2007-02-26 | Kamikaze Watermelons | Know No Obstacles | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2007-03-05 | Kamikaze Watermelons | Freaky Killers | — | — | — |
| 2007-03-12 | Freaky Killers | Kamikaze Watermelons | — | 16 - 0 | — |