| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| sM.Gilligan's Ghost | 279073 | 0:1:5105804 | 2007-05-08 | 2007-09-11 |
| 41 | 448519 | 0:1:11002196 | 2007-05-08 | 2007-09-11 |
| imp | 275116 | 0:1:6568119 | 2007-05-08 | 2007-09-11 |
| sM. DeutschMann | 444036 | 0:1:3389985 | 2007-05-10 | 2007-09-11 |
| backpain | 28860 | 0:0:257226 | 2007-05-10 | 2007-09-11 |
| nbsIqEqoMu | 255900 | 0:0:81147 | 2007-05-12 | 2007-09-11 |
| ratKi11er | 254710 | 0:0:7339382 | 2007-05-14 | 2007-09-11 |
| Slacker | 286172 | 0:0:1270312 | 2007-05-19 | 2007-09-11 |
| DEFIANT | 350168 | 0:1:6744650 | 2007-05-19 | 2007-09-03 |
| sM. the1stinky | 459260 | 0:1:1952463 | 2007-05-19 | 2007-09-11 |
| sprite | 65021 | 0:0:046814 | 2007-05-30 | 2007-09-11 |
| sM.Midpipps | 276343 | 0:0:8390563 | 2007-06-16 | 2007-09-11 |
| plk | 287777 | 0:1:3508263 | 2007-06-22 | 2007-09-11 |
| Scubbie | 560986 | 0:1:12842926 | 2007-06-23 | 2007-09-11 |
| sM.tycho | 225069 | 0:0:6209439 | 2007-06-29 | 2007-09-11 |
| RayDon | 494302 | 0:1:5398296 | 2007-07-20 | 2007-09-11 |
| remorse | 133083 | 0:1:212933 | 2007-07-20 | 2007-09-11 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2007-05-21 | Crimson Fire | Stabber Monkeys | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2007-05-28 | Stabber Monkeys | Tactical Operations Elite | — | 18 - 18 | — |
| 2007-06-04 | Clan 99x | Stabber Monkeys | — | 6 - 24 | — |
| 2007-06-11 | Stabber Monkeys | Spanktravision | — | 21 - 9 | — |
| 2007-06-18 | Enemy Down | Stabber Monkeys | — | 21 - 9 | — |
| 2007-06-25 | Stabber Monkeys | Ac!dReign | — | 23 - 7 | — |
| 2007-07-23 | [NOSCREENS]Mirrored Gaming | Stabber Monkeys | — | 21 - 9 | — |
| 2007-07-30 | Stabber Monkeys | The Bill Cosby Seakings | — | 14 - 16 | — |
| 2007-08-06 | Stabber Monkeys | RANDOM BEATDOWN SQUAD | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2007-08-13 | Got 5? | Stabber Monkeys | — | 14 - 16 | — |