| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Theseus | 548596 | 0:0:11362881 | 2007-09-12 | 2007-09-28 |
| 25 | 537836 | 0:0:66415 | 2007-09-12 | 2008-06-13 |
| Bastage | 542772 | 0:0:205395 | 2007-09-12 | 2008-06-13 |
| DirtySpliff | 537825 | 0:0:260931 | 2007-09-13 | 2008-06-13 |
| hunt | 320277 | 0:1:6651 | 2007-09-18 | 2008-06-13 |
| DirtyShorty | 542567 | 0:0:3599054 | 2007-09-18 | 2008-06-13 |
| Mikey | 576446 | 0:0:10360123 | 2007-09-28 | 2008-06-13 |
| Daly | 579818 | 0:0:12401696 | 2007-09-28 | 2007-10-23 |
| Letfly | 569896 | 0:1:5894754 | 2007-09-28 | 2007-10-23 |
| 00 | 574439 | 0:0:46652 | 2007-09-28 | 2008-06-13 |
| The DuDe | 585301 | 0:0:70532 | 2007-09-28 | 2008-06-13 |
| qweetoe (KMan) | 569735 | 0:0:132472 | 2007-10-12 | 2008-06-13 |
| Shep | 192111 | 0:1:407785 | 2007-10-12 | 2008-06-13 |
| benny | 591668 | 0:1:3191148 | 2007-10-26 | 2008-06-13 |
| capntao | 591684 | 218963 | 2007-10-26 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2007-09-24 | Man-Eating Squirrels | celerity | — | 7 - 23 | — |
| 2007-10-01 | True Players For Life | Man-Eating Squirrels | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2007-10-08 | B3 | Man-Eating Squirrels | — | 18 - 12 | — |
| 2007-10-15 | Man-Eating Squirrels | Wutang Clan | — | 6 - 24 | — |
| 2007-10-22 | eliteGaming | Man-Eating Squirrels | — | 14 - 16 | — |
| 2007-10-01 | Ask Questions Later | Man-Eating Squirrels | — | 11 - 19 | — |
| 2007-10-29 | Man-Eating Squirrels | cAn's crew | — | 23 - 7 | — |
| 2007-11-05 | Man-Eating Squirrels | Glitched Gaming³ | — | 14 - 16 | — |
| 2007-11-12 | Coast2Coast | Man-Eating Squirrels | — | 1 - 29 | — |