| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Devy'OrHaL | 97158 | 0:1:268392 | 2007-09-28 | 2007-12-10 |
| vasH | 1653 | 0:1:91332 | 2007-09-28 | 2007-12-10 |
| zoi | nate | 17176 | 0:0:369612 | 2007-09-28 | 2007-12-10 |
| panic | 457038 | 0:1:1838101 | 2007-09-28 | 2007-11-21 |
| Cstrife32 | 553374 | 0:0:10024398 | 2007-09-28 | 2007-12-10 |
| typeCAPS | 550266 | 0:0:5436317 | 2007-09-28 | 2007-12-10 |
| Stupa | 1621 | 0:1:211328 | 2007-09-28 | 2007-12-10 |
| ReDCoaT | 550696 | 0:0:347545 | 2007-10-01 | 2007-12-10 |
| summy | 478558 | 0:1:7989660 | 2007-10-08 | 2007-10-16 |
| Jazz | 338603 | 0:1:521474 | 2007-10-14 | 2007-12-10 |
| bommel | 40504 | 0:1:14905888 | 2007-10-20 | 2007-12-10 |
| LeMunche | 12792 | 0:0:128442 | 2007-10-20 | 2007-10-24 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2007-10-02 | Fastest Sloths Around | [INACTIVE]Chaos Generation | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2007-10-09 | [INACTIVE]THROWDOWN | Fastest Sloths Around | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2007-10-16 | Banned From CAL | Fastest Sloths Around | — | 16 - 6 | — |
| 2007-10-23 | Fastest Sloths Around | feeL nO pa!n | — | 16 - 3 | — |
| 2007-10-30 | Fastest Sloths Around | [INACTIVE]ThreeGamesOneBox | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2007-11-06 | Fastest Sloths Around | [INACTIVE]No Mistakes | — | — | — |
| 2007-11-06 | The Saints | Fastest Sloths Around | — | 7 - 16 | — |
| 2007-11-13 | five alive | Fastest Sloths Around | — | 16 - 9 | — |
| 2007-11-20 | [INACTIVE]Come Get S'Mores | Fastest Sloths Around | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2007-11-27 | lucid | Fastest Sloths Around | — | — | — |
| 2007-11-27 | Fastest Sloths Around | BAMBOOZLED | — | 5 - 16 | — |
| 2007-11-20 | Fastest Sloths Around | Deadshot | — | 14 - 16 | — |