| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| jimmyjdotzam | 423423 | 0:1:9125119 | 2008-01-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| Tilt | 404917 | 0:0:4266712 | 2008-01-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| yzark | 538789 | 0:1:13639794 | 2008-01-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| Kaotiklol | 570076 | 0:1:13979502 | 2008-01-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| jaysuN | 563897 | 0:0:13462510 | 2008-01-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| ruizy/v@p0R | 87530 | 0:0:382377 | 2008-01-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| theSUB | 578929 | 0:1:9145440 | 2008-01-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| Sharpmaxell | 413893 | 0:0:7888410 | 2008-01-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| lovett | 419201 | 0:0:3735319 | 2008-01-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| Erk | 472739 | 0:1:6111660 | 2008-01-10 | 2008-06-13 |
| cowboy | 408261 | 0:0:11270006 | 2008-01-11 | 2008-06-13 |
| zdemon_- | 587342 | 0:0:9701445 | 2008-01-14 | 2008-06-13 |
| Grego | 326553 | 0:0:70903 | 2008-01-16 | 2008-06-13 |
| Chris- | 267170 | 0:0:6588140 | 2008-02-23 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-01-14 | Slow Children At Play | Cicero Logic | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2008-01-21 | eccentric's math crew | Slow Children At Play | — | 14 - 16 | — |
| 2008-01-28 | [INACTIVE] pouNdit | Slow Children At Play | — | 2 - 28 | — |
| 2008-02-04 | Slow Children At Play | [INACTIVE] Perception | — | 6 - 24 | — |
| 2008-02-11 | Slow Children At Play | xpectNothing | — | 13 - 17 | — |
| 2008-02-18 | I 16 Bit | Slow Children At Play | — | 20 - 10 | — |
| 2008-02-25 | Try Stopping Us Now | Slow Children At Play | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2008-03-03 | Slow Children At Play | Visual Impact Performers | — | 29 - 1 | — |
| 2008-03-10 | Slow Children At Play | Razor Effect | — | 20 - 10 | — |
| 2008-03-17 | Slow Children At Play | muY muY | — | 0 - 16 | — |