| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| UseTheForce | 580114 | 0:0:13461530 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| Noobs | 606138 | 0:1:9831884 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| Relax | 605922 | 0:1:9707241 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| Biggie | 571010 | 0:1:14704873 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| The Minstrel | 593771 | 0:1:14475001 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| HollowPoint | 606601 | 0:0:11466999 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| Ulciscor | 606482 | 0:0:13547197 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| Steve-O | 598008 | 0:1:15069780 | 2008-01-05 | 2008-06-13 |
| Micro | 608932 | 0:0:5736033 | 2008-01-05 | 2008-06-13 |
| 613259 | 0:0:11466999 | 2008-01-12 | 2008-06-13 | |
| lee` | 395013 | 0:1:7253513 | 2008-02-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-01-14 | When Fat People Attack | Dirty Dozen A+ | — | 13 - 11 | — |
| 2008-01-21 | [DEAD]Perceived Reality | When Fat People Attack | — | 21 - 3 | — |
| 2008-01-28 | When Fat People Attack | -{A²KB}- | — | 17 - 7 | — |
| 2008-02-04 | Insidious Gaming | When Fat People Attack | — | 20 - 4 | — |
| 2008-02-11 | When Fat People Attack | Wait For It | — | 13 - 0 | — |
| 2008-02-18 | When Fat People Attack | New Theory Knights | — | 6 - 18 | — |
| 2008-02-25 | When Fat People Attack | Cats with Cowboy hats. | — | 8 - 16 | — |
| 2008-03-03 | When Fat People Attack | CUPCAKESUSAN | — | — | — |