| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| benny | 591668 | 0:1:3191148 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| Bastage | 542772 | 0:0:205395 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| 00 | 574439 | 0:0:46652 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| Mikey | 576446 | 0:0:10360123 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| 25 | 537836 | 0:0:66415 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| 23 | 599244 | 0:1:12416680 | 2008-01-03 | 2008-06-13 |
| OpenAirStereo | 521922 | 0:0:12987219 | 2008-01-07 | 2008-06-13 |
| 12ozEpmTy | 610835 | 0:1:16404942 | 2008-01-08 | 2008-06-13 |
| The DuDe | 585301 | 0:0:70532 | 2008-01-09 | 2008-06-13 |
| Gamble#8 | 504266 | 0:1:12698426 | 2008-01-17 | 2008-06-13 |
| DirtyShorty | 542567 | 0:0:3599054 | 2008-01-20 | 2008-06-13 |
| capntao | 591684 | 0:0:218963 | 2008-01-25 | 2008-06-13 |
| RidiculouS | 547903 | 0:0:13905697 | 2008-02-08 | 2008-06-13 |
| blargy | 76889 | 0:0:255185 | 2008-02-17 | 2008-06-13 |
| DirtySpliff | 537825 | 0:0:260931 | 2008-02-17 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-01-14 | Man-Eating Squirrels | The British Are Coming | — | 13 - 0 | — |
| 2008-01-21 | Man-Eating Squirrels | Seven | — | 8 - 16 | — |
| 2008-01-28 | Explicit Content | Man-Eating Squirrels | — | 18 - 6 | — |
| 2008-02-04 | Man-Eating Squirrels | EviL | — | 13 - 0 | — |
| 2008-02-11 | Nine Digit Ninjas | Man-Eating Squirrels | — | 2 - 22 | — |
| 2008-02-18 | [DEAD]idinK | Man-Eating Squirrels | — | 0 - 13 | — |
| 2008-02-25 | Man-Eating Squirrels | Empirical | — | 14 - 10 | — |
| 2008-03-03 | Man-Eating Squirrels | All Comes Naturally | — | 5 - 19 | — |
| 2008-02-18 | Man-Eating Squirrels | Leetcubed | — | 17 - 7 | — |
| 2008-03-10 | Precision Point | Man-Eating Squirrels | — | 17 - 7 | — |