| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| imp | 275116 | 0:1:6568119 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| 41 | 448519 | 0:1:11002196 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| DEFIANT | 350168 | 0:1:6744650 | 2008-01-02 | 2008-06-13 |
| nbsIqEqoMu | 255900 | 0:0:81147 | 2008-01-03 | 2008-06-13 |
| ratKi11er | 254710 | 0:0:7339382 | 2008-01-03 | 2008-06-13 |
| backpain | 28860 | 0:0:257226 | 2008-01-05 | 2008-06-13 |
| sM. the1stinky | 459260 | 0:1:1952463 | 2008-01-08 | 2008-06-13 |
| thumbper | 610556 | 0:0:260613 | 2008-01-08 | 2008-06-13 |
| sM. DeutschMann | 444036 | 0:1:3389985 | 2008-01-10 | 2008-06-13 |
| sM.tycho | 225069 | 0:0:6209439 | 2008-01-10 | 2008-06-13 |
| Jacked | 573217 | 0:0:14378533 | 2008-01-11 | 2008-06-13 |
| drocks | 550588 | 0:1:13466229 | 2008-01-13 | 2008-06-13 |
| remorse | 133083 | 0:1:212933 | 2008-01-15 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-01-14 | [DEAD]Cynical¤ | Stabber Monkeys | — | 11 - 13 | — |
| 2008-01-21 | Stabber Monkeys | entity | — | 13 - 0 | — |
| 2008-01-28 | Death 2 Pigeon | Stabber Monkeys | — | 1 - 23 | — |
| 2008-01-21 | Mustache Inquisitors | Stabber Monkeys | — | 11 - 13 | — |
| 2008-02-04 | Stabber Monkeys | ClanAce | — | 16 - 8 | — |
| 2008-02-11 | Stabber Monkeys | ULFNPFOSWPNL | — | 20 - 4 | — |
| 2008-02-18 | Dogs Of War Gaming Central 2 | Stabber Monkeys | — | 13 - 11 | — |
| 2008-02-25 | Stabber Monkeys | Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous | — | 7 - 17 | — |
| 2008-03-03 | Singe | Stabber Monkeys | — | 18 - 6 | — |
| 2008-03-10 | Stabber Monkeys | [INACTIVE]eclipse` | — | 9 - 15 | — |