| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| pattymonster | 553120 | 0:0:70311 | 2008-01-03 | 2008-06-13 |
| Solido | 313137 | 0:1:507342 | 2008-01-03 | 2008-06-13 |
| PointBlankPitcha | 46453 | 0:1:952704 | 2008-01-03 | 2008-06-13 |
| =X Tradeeetion | 181858 | 0:0:684792 | 2008-01-08 | 2008-06-13 |
| The Sexual Tyrannosaurus | 610623 | 0:0:3512 | 2008-01-08 | 2008-06-13 |
| bonafide | 467480 | 0:1:12774690 | 2008-01-14 | 2008-06-13 |
| PoopKnight | 586353 | 0:1:70831 | 2008-01-30 | 2008-06-13 |
| lank | 6347 | 0:0:145510 | 2008-01-30 | 2008-06-13 |
| wheeznation! | 6810 | 0:0:100019 | 2008-01-30 | 2008-06-13 |
| 584246 | 0:0:15284 | 2008-02-06 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-02-05 | Damn We Suck | Reckless Retribution | — | 16 - 1 | — |
| 2008-02-12 | preeminent | Damn We Suck | — | 16 - 7 | — |
| 2008-02-19 | Damn We Suck | [HIJACKED]upCOMING | — | 13 - 16 | — |
| 2008-02-26 | UnFathomable Gamers | Damn We Suck | — | 1 - 16 | — |
| 2008-03-04 | Damn We Suck | LaYdBaCk | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2008-03-11 | Mindless | Damn We Suck | — | 16 - 6 | — |
| 2008-03-25 | Damn We Suck | kyeom | — | 5 - 16 | — |
| 2008-04-01 | Damn We Suck | FullClip | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2008-04-08 | takefive | Damn We Suck | — | — | — |
| 2008-04-15 | Cold Blooded Murderez | Damn We Suck | — | — | — |
| 2008-04-08 | Damn We Suck | Zomg Mudkipz | — | — | — |