| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Divine | 472059 | 0:1:3203744 | 2008-01-05 | 2008-06-13 |
| StevO 916 | 505572 | 0:0:13729861 | 2008-01-05 | 2008-06-13 |
| M@Rc0 | 490318 | 0:1:12728105 | 2008-01-05 | 2008-06-13 |
| iJordaN | 609459 | 0:0:10518305 | 2008-01-06 | 2008-06-13 |
| Hasselhoff | 365977 | 0:1:9189985 | 2008-01-06 | 2008-06-13 |
| apollo | 520216 | 0:1:4072955 | 2008-01-06 | 2008-06-13 |
| slackercow | 472217 | 0:1:1237538 | 2008-01-07 | 2008-06-13 |
| ArbaLesT | 472201 | 0:0:10477013 | 2008-01-07 | 2008-06-13 |
| Orthos | 358917 | 0:1:7592568 | 2008-01-12 | 2008-06-13 |
| mr. lunch lady | 588373 | 0:0:15511413 | 2008-01-13 | 2008-06-13 |
| Butters | 556115 | 0:0:9342965 | 2008-01-14 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-01-14 | Planet Express | Team Know No Obstacles | — | 5 - 19 | — |
| 2008-01-21 | Team Know No Obstacles | The League | — | 17 - 13 | — |
| 2008-01-28 | Team Know No Obstacles | *503* | — | 18 - 6 | — |
| 2008-02-04 | Legacy | Team Know No Obstacles | — | 17 - 7 | — |
| 2008-02-11 | Stomp Your Snausages In | Team Know No Obstacles | — | 7 - 17 | — |
| 2008-02-18 | Initial Reaction | Team Know No Obstacles | — | 15 - 9 | — |
| 2008-02-25 | Team Know No Obstacles | Relivant | — | 18 - 6 | — |
| 2008-03-03 | Team Know No Obstacles | HostileFaction | — | 7 - 17 | — |
| 2008-03-10 | Transcendence. | Team Know No Obstacles | — | 16 - 8 | — |