| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shagula | 625315 | 0:0:10233405 | 2008-02-14 | 2008-06-13 |
| eL baKon | 310171 | 0:0:5983199 | 2008-02-14 | 2008-06-13 |
| Daddy-Long-Legs | 244748 | 0:1:4047299 | 2008-02-14 | 2008-06-13 |
| alt. | 43005 | 0:1:450053 | 2008-02-14 | 2008-06-13 |
| Ch1p | 323444 | 0:0:15554093 | 2008-02-15 | 2008-06-13 |
| Frylock | 235516 | 0:1:3539918 | 2008-02-19 | 2008-06-13 |
| Jack the Pumpkin King | 600067 | 0:1:14864418 | 2008-02-27 | 2008-06-13 |
| TheMasterPlan | 629178 | 0:0:6703921 | 2008-02-27 | 2008-06-13 |
| Chicky | 84866 | 0:0:450346 | 2008-02-27 | 2008-06-13 |
| Fumigator | 629185 | 0:0:3568969 | 2008-02-28 | 2008-06-13 |
| Sergio | 629425 | 0:0:11038458 | 2008-02-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| .::AI | Spriggan | 597880 | 0:0:1622782 | 2008-03-01 | 2008-06-13 |
| Hund | 626713 | 0:0:11322864 | 2008-03-03 | 2008-06-13 |
| Eldritch | 607841 | 0:0:12055349 | 2008-03-21 | 2008-06-13 |
| BuccLazy | 633895 | 0:1:427217567 | 2008-03-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| Slasher | 228884 | 0:0:4261898 | 2008-03-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| Max Power | 634580 | 0:0:12010755 | 2008-03-30 | 2008-06-13 |
| .:: AI | Jammer | 634614 | 0:0:565600 | 2008-04-11 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-03-02 | Artificial Intelligence | Deal With It | — | 2 - 0 | — |
| 2008-03-09 | Bukkake Baptism | Artificial Intelligence | — | 5 - 0 | — |
| 2008-03-16 | Artificial Intelligence | No Questions Asked | — | 5 - 30 | — |
| 2008-03-23 | Artificial Intelligence | LazyGamers | — | 2 - 0 | — |
| 2008-03-16 | No Questions Asked | Artificial Intelligence | — | 30 - 5 | — |
| 2008-03-30 | Artificial Intelligence | Fat Gamer "B" | — | 99 - 0 | — |
| 2008-04-06 | Alpha Kenny 1 | Artificial Intelligence | — | 0 - 99 | — |
| 2008-04-13 | Smokette's Killing Crew | Artificial Intelligence | — | 2 - 0 | — |
| 2008-04-20 | Artificial Intelligence | Drunk Dudes | — | 4 - 5 | — |
| 2008-04-27 | Artificial Intelligence | Cyberstyle | — | 0 - 99 | — |
| 2008-05-04 | Artificial Intelligence | Bukkake Baptism | — | 0 - 99 | — |