| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SHAdoW | 607503 | 0:1:8201661 | 2008-04-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| Mandos | 494131 | 0:0:2283202 | 2008-04-29 | 2008-06-13 |
| Newguy12354 | 612593 | 0:0:8237786 | 2008-05-07 | 2008-06-13 |
| 2Fitty | 590450 | 0:0:15637682 | 2008-05-07 | 2008-06-13 |
| Abstract | 471957 | 0:1:12025936 | 2008-05-10 | 2008-06-13 |
| Firestorm | 644496 | 0:1:14304864 | 2008-05-13 | 2008-06-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-05-12 | The Cake Is A Lie | Syngaming | — | 6 - 18 | — |
| 2008-05-14 | #team.tsunami | The Cake Is A Lie | — | 0 - 13 | — |
| 2008-05-19 | #team.tsunami | The Cake Is A Lie | — | 13 - 0 | — |
| 2008-05-26 | The Cake Is A Lie | Toronto Darkly | — | 13 - 0 | — |
| 2008-06-02 | The Cake Is A Lie | Virtual Revolution | — | 0 - 13 | — |
| 2008-05-26 | The Cake Is A Lie | Vicious Malice | — | 0 - 13 | — |