| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Diddler | 640998 | 0:1:7448523 | 2008-05-03 | 2008-10-28 |
| Serj | 641021 | 0:0:9885355 | 2008-05-03 | 2008-10-28 |
| Seabass | 525364 | 0:0:1085599 | 2008-05-05 | 2008-10-28 |
| The Baconator | 609471 | 0:1:117529 | 2008-05-13 | 2008-10-28 |
| Itch. | 581039 | 0:0:14062311 | 2008-05-14 | 2008-10-28 |
| Krusty | 652271 | STEAM_0:1:14960984 | 2008-06-08 | 2008-10-28 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-05-19 | Very accurate dicks goingevrywhr | Dense Gaming | — | 13 - 0 | — |
| 2008-05-26 | CAL-o 4 Lyfe | Very accurate dicks goingevrywhr | — | 23 - 1 | — |
| 2008-05-19 | The Back Ups | Very accurate dicks goingevrywhr | — | 0 - 13 | — |
| 2008-06-02 | Very accurate dicks goingevrywhr | Team Dynasty | — | — | — |
| 2008-05-19 | On Your Knees | Very accurate dicks goingevrywhr | — | 13 - 0 | — |
| 2008-06-09 | Very accurate dicks goingevrywhr | Vicious and Delicious | — | — | — |
| 2008-06-16 | Very accurate dicks goingevrywhr | trP Gaming | — | 0 - 13 | — |