| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Towel Head | 617471 | 0:0:15480533 | 2009-01-14 | — |
| 682355 | 0:1:19191151 | 2009-01-14 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-22 | The Rib Ticklers | Evil Empire.2v2Open | — | — | — |
| 2009-01-21 | The Rib Ticklers | Evil Empire.2v2Open | — | 83 - 105 | — |
| 2009-01-28 | Bloodlust Abstract | The Rib Ticklers | — | — | — |
| 2009-02-04 | Cheezy Beef Eaters | The Rib Ticklers | — | 1 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-11 | The Rib Ticklers | 892 AZK | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2009-02-18 | The Rib Ticklers | Scheme Team | — | — | — |