| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 639529 | Wannabeazn | 2008-11-06 | — | |
| gayyyyyy | 681599 | GaYzn | 2008-11-07 | — |
| 681822 | Fornecazn | 2008-11-08 | — | |
| 682049 | Penetrazn | 2008-11-09 | — | |
| 682551 | Sodomazn | 2008-11-10 | — | |
| 682267 | Castrazn | 2008-11-10 | — | |
| Molestazn | 682572 | Molestazn | 2008-11-10 | — |
| 682743 | Lubricazn | 2008-11-12 | — | |
| 683800 | lactazn | 2008-11-20 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008-11-19 | Mechanical Failure | Ejaculazn | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2008-12-03 | Ejaculazn | Sax on the Beach | — | 1 - 0 | — |
| 2008-11-26 | Ejaculazn | Carry Me Home | — | 1 - 0 | — |
| 2008-12-17 | Clan TRBL | Ejaculazn | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2008-12-10 | King of KIngs | Ejaculazn | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2008-12-24 | Full Hitpoint Runners | Ejaculazn | — | 1 - 0 | — |
| 2008-12-31 | Ejaculazn | illegal immigrants | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2009-01-07 | Badness is our Label | Ejaculazn | — | 1 - 0 | — |