| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Street :) | 532476 | 0:0:12882663 | 2008-12-31 | — |
| Free | 556274 | 0:0:9994240 | 2008-12-31 | — |
| Link | 295367 | 0:0:4922498 | 2009-01-02 | 2009-01-21 |
| teh ninjahz | 604241 | 0:0:12740594 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| Greenblaster | 514522 | 0:1:10052833 | 2009-01-03 | — |
| kog | 627943 | 0:0:2166089 | 2009-01-03 | — |
| ĸÃÂÃ | 605848 | 0:0:11015919 | 2009-01-04 | — |
| daniel | 604589 | 0:1:16404982 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| lol fag -> | 581204 | 0:1:11460168 | 2009-01-17 | 2009-01-20 |
| Demi | 575322 | 0:0:15227422 | 2009-01-24 | — |
| quake~ | 702025 | 0:1:9879055 | 2009-02-14 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-11 | Telepwn Awperators | Free Waffle Deliveries! | — | 11 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-14 | In The Shadows | Telepwn Awperators | — | 7 - 23 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | Telepwn Awperators | Free Waffle Deliveries! | — | 8 - 22 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | teamTruebeast | Telepwn Awperators | — | 23 - 7 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Surmount | Telepwn Awperators | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | Nuke The Nation | Telepwn Awperators | — | 23 - 7 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Telepwn Awperators | Section 8 | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | Professional Mastication Squad | Telepwn Awperators | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Terrorist 4 Life | Telepwn Awperators | — | 3 - 27 | — |
| 2009-02-23 | Telepwn Awperators | Team #192909 | — | — | — |