| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hand Banana | 686308 | 0:1:20442386 | 2008-12-31 | — |
| 689216 | 0:1:19217333 | 2008-12-31 | 2009-02-23 | |
| `nXs.HereComesThePainn!! | 678374 | 0:0:20814858 | 2008-12-31 | — |
| 678637 | 0:0:19693695 | 2008-12-31 | — | |
| `nXs.Muff | 687364 | 0:0:18415121 | 2008-12-31 | 2009-01-13 |
| `nXs.SillyRabbit | 689432 | 0:1:14642904 | 2009-01-01 | — |
| 689550 | 0:1:19627658 | 2009-01-01 | — | |
| 690767 | 0:0:3441830 | 2009-01-04 | — | |
| Hue Manatee | 562480 | 0:1:1110998 | 2009-01-05 | — |
| ChokeLX3 | 643536 | 0:1:3050314 | 2009-01-06 | — |
| 695269 | 0:1:22054119 | 2009-01-13 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-26 | Neuraxis | Nice Sesame Buns | — | 22 - 8 | — |
| 2009-01-14 | Silent Killers | Neuraxis | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-11 | Neuraxis | Keystroking Cows | — | 16 - 12 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | flan | Neuraxis | — | 17 - 13 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Neuraxis | |$rU| | — | 20 - 10 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | HaF | Neuraxis | — | 19 - 11 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | Neuraxis | Fantastic Furious Furballs | — | 6 - 24 | — |
| 2009-02-23 | Neuraxis | Syke Gaming | — | — | — |