| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Zeke! | 560973 | 0:1:1758132 | 2008-12-31 | — |
| Techster! | 676002 | 0:1:13122810 | 2009-01-01 | — |
| Jewbacca | 584580 | 0:0:14085995 | 2009-01-03 | — |
| Dole | 679575 | 0:1:682336 | 2009-01-03 | — |
| Havok | 649138 | 0:0:11081190 | 2009-01-03 | — |
| Caesar | 610576 | 0:0:15520656 | 2009-01-06 | — |
| .viiibE | 700203 | 0:1:391264 | 2009-01-31 | — |
| SlicK- | 571406 | 0:1:11284496 | 2009-02-07 | — |
| [A]mpl!fY. | 667560 | 0:0:12909489 | 2009-02-07 | — |
| RaZoR | 293849 | 0:0:22186918 | 2009-02-08 | 2009-02-14 |
| v[e]nom | 616976 | 0:1:11981042 | 2009-02-21 | 2009-02-23 |
| 707400 | 0:0:21506187 | 2009-02-21 | 2009-02-23 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-11 | State of Laziness | Deviant Gaming | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-01-14 | State of Laziness | Midwest Roulette | — | 7 - 23 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | State of Laziness | Bellicus Cognatus | — | 17 - 19 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | 0 and 8 Allstars | State of Laziness | — | 13 - 17 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | State of Laziness | Concrete Potatoes | — | 22 - 8 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | Team Diversity | State of Laziness | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | Wisconsin Cheese Heads 2 | State of Laziness | — | 25 - 5 | — |
| 2009-02-23 | State of Laziness | vitamin water! | — | — | — |