| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flatrate | 689835 | 0:1:6424525 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| skit | 497745 | 0:1:9083139 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| wat | 689742 | 0:1:13533701 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| Blue | 689746 | 0:0:6412538 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| Matty | 296664 | 0:1:4785891 | 2009-01-03 | 2009-01-25 |
| ambocash | 543239 | 0:1:8984698 | 2009-01-03 | — |
| asobi seksu | 216335 | 0:0:970653 | 2009-01-03 | — |
| BaDston | 694443 | 0:0:10156564 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| lesigh | 694458 | 0:0:9088671 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| Thoughtless | 694460 | 0:1:4520515 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| tw1st | 447467 | 0:0:6207733 | 2009-01-13 | 2009-01-25 |
| Captain Hat | 609083 | 0:0:303323 | 2009-02-08 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-11 | impatience | Fischer5 | — | — | — |
| 2009-01-14 | impatience | upset? | — | 5 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | impatience | GETBUSTED | — | 23 - 7 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | exist | impatience | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Why So Serious? | impatience | — | 23 - 7 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | impatience | getKNOWN | — | 12 - 18 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | Paroxysm | impatience | — | 29 - 10 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | Team #192369 | impatience | — | 13 - 17 | — |
| 2009-02-23 | Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies | impatience | — | — | — |