| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| langer | 599666 | 0:1:13662843 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| turtle | 658987 | 0:0:16047202 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| The_R@nger | 633268 | 0:1:15821365 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| DomePiece | 287256 | 0:0:7941310 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| 5ha[d]e | 134994 | 0:0:1092148 | 2009-01-02 | — |
| -=Munchies=- | 690042 | 0:1:20872101 | 2009-01-03 | 2009-01-31 |
| Hawth | 691614 | 0:0:303803 | 2009-01-06 | — |
| Tool | 644525 | 0:0:777475 | 2009-01-07 | — |
| RevJim[COWA] | 692649 | 0:1:5860028 | 2009-01-08 | 2009-01-15 |
| Kn0e1 | 692700 | 0:1:16634400 | 2009-01-08 | — |
| OmegaRED | 599586 | 0:0:6326780 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| Spartan Pirate | 635240 | 0:1:14182512 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| xenkw0n | 13107 | 0:0:75646 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| Chaos[COWA] | 693286 | 0:0:123896 | 2009-01-15 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-11 | Another Fairy Unique Team Name | Can Of Whoop Ass | — | 25 - 5 | — |
| 2009-01-14 | So Real | Can Of Whoop Ass | — | — | — |
| 2009-01-19 | Can Of Whoop Ass | Another Fairy Unique Team Name | — | 7 - 23 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | Australian Legislative Assembly | Can Of Whoop Ass | — | 22 - 8 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Can Of Whoop Ass | Fail Ninjas Unite | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | Immortality | Can Of Whoop Ass | — | 22 - 8 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Can Of Whoop Ass | Incorporated | — | 2 - 28 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | Can Of Whoop Ass | ZOOM | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-23 | Lab 15 | Can Of Whoop Ass | — | — | — |