| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| IceFox | 398111 | 0:0:10789261 | 2009-01-04 | — |
| General Tso's | 64100 | 0:0:6048856 | 2009-01-04 | — |
| Turtle Tactics* | 539879 | 0:0:14574166 | 2009-01-05 | — |
| Sc(+)pE* | 615117 | 0:0:12330527 | 2009-01-05 | — |
| MRxSLAYx | 539859 | 0:1:9720400 | 2009-01-05 | — |
| Cloonan | 539876 | 0:0:4909480 | 2009-01-06 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-14 | The Fighting Artichokes | My Virginity Gives Me Better FPS | — | — | — |
| 2009-01-11 | Team DGF | The Fighting Artichokes | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | The Fighting Artichokes | My Virginity Gives Me Better FPS | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | The Fighting Artichokes | Most hated | — | — | — |