| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clearly Carrying | 570552 | 0:1:13140213 | 2009-01-04 | — |
| Cocaine | 628499 | 0:1:20901956 | 2009-01-04 | — |
| collared greens | 640635 | 0:0:17278279 | 2009-01-05 | — |
| Doodie-Stain | 645310 | 0:1:22077396 | 2009-01-05 | — |
| TNEGRAS! | 579945 | 0:0:7730658 | 2009-01-07 | — |
| EGRAS! | 581296 | 0:1:12718471 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| Rogaine | 693502 | 0:0:12917657 | 2009-01-10 | 2009-01-11 |
| Cornbread | 691073 | 0:1:12579807 | 2009-01-10 | — |
| Bagels | 619979 | 0:0:12407146 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| XTC | 634030 | 0:1:11360156 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| snackshack | 620385 | 0:0:10662842 | 2009-02-07 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-14 | Paintrain | Reckless Gaming | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-01-11 | Team Critical | Paintrain | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | Team Critical | Paintrain | — | 16 - 13 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | Paintrain | Team #193053 | — | 2 - 28 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Paintrain | Unforgettable Soldiers | — | 22 - 8 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | BROmance | Paintrain | — | 20 - 10 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | Nine Inch Males | Paintrain | — | 8 - 22 | — |
| 2009-02-23 | Paintrain | 0 and 8 Allstars | — | — | — |