| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Getchya Some | 688355 | 0:1:13530363 | 2009-01-06 | — |
| Scubbie | 560986 | 0:1:12842926 | 2009-01-06 | — |
| imp | 275116 | 0:1:6568119 | 2009-01-06 | — |
| HybridAznTheory | 691851 | 0:1:20695608 | 2009-01-06 | 2009-01-13 |
| recon | 178174 | 0:1:261894 | 2009-01-06 | — |
| nbsIqEqoMu | 255900 | 0:0:81147 | 2009-01-06 | — |
| MDK22 | 267700 | 0:1:2673596 | 2009-01-07 | — |
| backpain | 28860 | 0:0:257226 | 2009-01-08 | — |
| 41 | 448519 | 0:1:11002196 | 2009-01-08 | — |
| sM.Midpipps | 276343 | 0:0:8390563 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| sM. the1stinky | 459260 | 0:1:1952463 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| Viet|NT|Stylez | 410310 | 0:1:10674436 | 2009-01-13 | — |
| sM. DeutschMann | 444036 | 0:1:3389985 | 2009-01-15 | — |
| sM.Gilligan's Ghost | 279073 | 0:1:5105804 | 2009-01-30 | — |
| Yendor | 453191 | 0:0:4254028 | 2009-02-08 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-11 | ck2 but not really | Stabber Monkeys | — | 16 - 12 | — |
| 2009-01-14 | Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies | Stabber Monkeys | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | Change Directory | Stabber Monkeys | — | 3 - 27 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | Stabber Monkeys | Team Baddie | — | 20 - 10 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Stabber Monkeys | inTense | — | 15 - 19 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | PowerUp! | Stabber Monkeys | — | 17 - 13 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | Mediocrity!ÃÃà | Stabber Monkeys | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-23 | Blur | Stabber Monkeys | — | — | — |