| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Barnaby Jones | 655767 | 0:0:15373046 | 2009-01-07 | — |
| Po0njab! | 692487 | 0:1:4664568 | 2009-01-08 | — |
| Nar1nk | 30105 | 0:0:572121 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| Aepplejoose | 691994 | 0:0:16657475 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| buzh3rd | 655827 | 0:0:15737589 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| ukm | 601087 | 0:1:2665647 | 2009-01-10 | — |
| A Cool Name | 694067 | 0:0:19328660 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| thundercougarfalconbird | 655693 | 0:0:17091955 | 2009-01-12 | 2009-02-17 |
| iPawn | 693314 | 0:0:8157362 | 2009-01-15 | — |
| KiFe | 602162 | 0:1:5353470 | 2009-01-15 | — |
| 692252 | 0:0:17342397 | 2009-01-28 | — | |
| Squeezetoy | 655633 | 0:1:17488629 | 2009-02-03 | — |
| DEEK! | 649017 | 0:0:17088614 | 2009-02-04 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-27 | Couch Athletics | Uber Melons | — | 4 - 3 | — |
| 2009-02-10 | Brothers Of Chaos | Uber Melons | — | 0 - 8 | — |
| 2009-02-17 | Uber Melons | The Angry Clan | — | 6 - 1 | — |
| 2009-02-24 | Uber Melons | Bonus Points | — | — | — |