| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hacksaw Jim Duggan | 696753 | 7da66fed | 2009-01-16 | — |
| LEXINGTON STEELE | 437293 | e6d76bac | 2009-01-08 | 2009-01-21 |
| Boondock | 651571 | 09c15083 | 2009-01-08 | 2009-02-17 |
| Buster McThunderFace | 620784 | f9ef78af | 2009-01-08 | 2009-02-17 |
| puntlandian fisherman | 441339 | fcc951d2 | 2009-01-09 | — |
| Boogie Boogie Hedgehog | 243027 | da52cba2 | 2009-01-09 | 2009-02-17 |
| Scott Steiner | 565307 | de01cc10 | 2009-01-10 | 2009-02-17 |
| rickyy | 597634 | de7b2a50 | 2009-02-06 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-18 | Mato Mesmo | Mutes with Balance Problems | — | 8 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-25 | Mutes with Balance Problems | Team Binary | — | 0 - 13 | — |
| 2009-02-01 | Team Binary | Mutes with Balance Problems | — | 14 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-08 | Mutes with Balance Problems | forCEREAL | — | 13 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-15 | Mutes with Balance Problems | Kryptic Gaming T2 | — | 0 - 13 | — |