| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| about that | 95306 | 0:0:14088007 | 2009-01-10 | — |
| mechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | 665983 | 0:0:5300146 | 2009-01-10 | — |
| Shazaam | 428147 | 0:1:11453798 | 2009-01-10 | — |
| Hypeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | 489841 | 0:0:6634017 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| flare | 666814 | 0:0:5799105 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| thornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn | 274669 | 0:1:6096017 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| JPhish | 640384 | 0:1:15862397 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| theory | 105736 | 0:0:3252046 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| Jonny AKA #1 Prospect | 640523 | 0:1:15921519 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-26 | frenzy | Pack of Alpacas | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-01-14 | Ass Kicking Army | Pack of Alpacas | — | 5 - 25 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | Pack of Alpacas | Anarchists Anonymous | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | Kickin Doors | Pack of Alpacas | — | 20 - 10 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Pack of Alpacas | Army of five | — | 0 - 16 | — |