| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| hAffey | 647837 | 0:0:18933845 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| motto | 654869 | 0:0:13418349 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| Ajax | 675854 | 0:1:16024935 | 2009-01-11 | — |
| Dave Vay Dae | 655107 | 0:0:2495461 | 2009-01-12 | — |
| //VFV | 244854 | 0:0:686282 | 2009-01-12 | 2009-02-20 |
| FrostedFlames | 695327 | 0:0:2382024 | 2009-01-13 | — |
| T-Rex | 695359 | 0:1:5922776 | 2009-01-13 | — |
| arclighT/zErab | 485396 | 0:1:10693720 | 2009-02-01 | 2009-02-13 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-14 | THE ULTIMATE PZPZPOLICE FORCE | Qwerty Slevin Elevin | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | Qwerty Slevin Elevin | The Culdesac Stoners | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | Qwerty Slevin Elevin | I CAN RIDE MY BIKE WITH NO HANDL | — | 13 - 18 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | Burger King Paper Crowns | Qwerty Slevin Elevin | — | 23 - 7 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | Full Blown AIDS | Qwerty Slevin Elevin | — | 12 - 18 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | Fatal | Qwerty Slevin Elevin | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | Qwerty Slevin Elevin | Siafu | — | 19 - 15 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | 13 inches unbuffed | Qwerty Slevin Elevin | — | — | — |
| 2009-02-23 | Qwerty Slevin Elevin | Aces Inc. | — | — | — |