| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 695165 | 0:1:20538510 | 2009-01-13 | — | |
| Tzenes | 694949 | 0:1:4258320 | 2009-01-13 | — |
| Heard1g | 42694 | 0:1:3755158 | 2009-01-13 | — |
| 694962 | 1:1:22217437 | 2009-01-13 | — | |
| CFX | 198832 | STEAM_0:0:16447471 | 2009-01-14 | — |
| 696980 | 1:1:2680397 | 2009-01-18 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-02-01 | Internet Hate Machine | Scratchy Scratchy Mutha Fuckas | — | 0 - 2500 | — |
| 2009-02-08 | Internet Hate Machine | Off Constantly | — | 2500 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-15 | Internet Hate Machine | Scratchy Scratchy Mutha Fuckas | — | 120 - 2498 | — |
| 2009-02-22 | Internet Hate Machine | Zero Pulse | — | — | — |