| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wasted | 695714 | 0:0:15562707 | 2009-01-14 | 2009-01-31 |
| Kalm | 695341 | 0:1:9538243 | 2009-01-14 | — |
| Silent | 679008 | 0:0:20669254 | 2009-01-14 | 2009-02-20 |
| Anxiety | 616767 | 0:1:17152362 | 2009-01-14 | 2009-01-31 |
| Fallen Angel | 606492 | 0:1:3846218 | 2009-01-14 | 2009-02-20 |
| m[i]nd fuzenÃà| 667033 | 0:0:17729855 | 2009-01-14 | — |
| Byrdman | 668086 | 0:1:6222026 | 2009-01-14 | 2009-01-23 |
| dB.pOx | 637480 | 0:0:18435911 | 2009-01-17 | — |
| 691900 | 0:0:22100558 | 2009-01-17 | — | |
| Whats Cal-o? | 640359 | 0:0:16472929 | 2009-01-25 | — |
| R[u]#MaD? | 688610 | 0:0:18032679 | 2009-01-30 | — |
| Bw | 667201 | 0:1:12578188 | 2009-01-31 | 2009-02-01 |
| viraL_^ | 634414 | 0:1:13059478 | 2009-02-07 | 2009-02-20 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-19 | Klutch Gaming | CLEARLY THE WORST TEAM | — | 23 - 7 | — |
| 2009-01-19 | Great One | CLEARLY THE WORST TEAM | — | 0 - 16 | — |
| 2009-01-26 | CLEARLY THE WORST TEAM | 187ci | — | 25 - 5 | — |
| 2009-02-02 | CLEARLY THE WORST TEAM | Aim2Win | — | 17 - 13 | — |
| 2009-02-09 | CLEARLY THE WORST TEAM | canned peaches | — | 20 - 10 | — |
| 2009-02-16 | YOU RIGHT YOU RIGHT | CLEARLY THE WORST TEAM | — | 21 - 9 | — |
| 2009-02-23 | CLEARLY THE WORST TEAM | Survival is Key | — | — | — |