| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| element | 577378 | 0:0:20772837 | 2009-01-16 | — |
| Nouri al Maliki | 347978 | 0:0:14412585 | 2009-01-16 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-01-28 | SECKSMACHiNE | ISLURPSPAGHETTI | — | — | — |
| 2009-02-04 | Sex Machine | SECKSMACHiNE | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2009-02-11 | SECKSMACHiNE | NBA | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2009-02-18 | SECKSMACHiNE | 30E | — | 0 - 1 | — |
| 2009-02-25 | Hell's Elite | SECKSMACHiNE | — | — | — |