| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lattice | 697770 | 0:0:139508 | 2009-01-20 | — |
| 698031 | 1:1:6639476 | 2009-01-21 | — | |
| Gaffero | 698369 | 1:0:6631022 | 2009-01-22 | — |
| Aldelia | 698353 | 1:0:21574199 | 2009-01-22 | — |
| 698371 | 1:1:5037886 | 2009-01-22 | — | |
| 698807 | STEAM_0:0:12029068 | 2009-01-24 | 2009-02-16 | |
| 699374 | 1:0:4141400 | 2009-01-26 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-02-01 | Butthurt Pirates | STFU Gaming | — | 5229 - 6085 | — |
| 2009-02-08 | Butthurt Pirates | The Hive | — | 2500 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-15 | Butthurt Pirates | STFU Gaming | — | 1823 - 3640 | — |
| 2009-02-22 | Mother of Mercy! | Butthurt Pirates | — | — | — |