| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Seymour | 630365 | 0:0:8407627 | 2009-01-23 | — |
| Sauce | 643071 | 0:0:14947042 | 2009-01-23 | — |
| Fuse | 571297 | 0:0:8164114 | 2009-01-23 | — |
| Waffs | 608995 | 0:0:2496079 | 2009-01-23 | — |
| Chron | 578794 | 0:1:12545558 | 2009-01-23 | — |
| Unic0rnz-LewLTr4in! | 567279 | 0:1:8794441 | 2009-01-24 | — |
| fl3x | 193324 | 0:1:5621454 | 2009-01-26 | — |
| d1ckn4sty | 578196 | 0:0:14763348 | 2009-01-29 | — |
| Dizz | 97867 | 0:0:3682044 | 2009-01-29 | — |
| Old Gregg | 598947 | 0:1:13119589 | 2009-02-18 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-02-01 | more pew pew less QQ | No Smoking Please | — | 2500 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-08 | change directory | more pew pew less QQ | — | 0 - 2500 | — |
| 2009-02-15 | more pew pew less QQ | No Smoking Please | — | 4545 - 283 | — |
| 2009-02-22 | SOS Brigade | more pew pew less QQ | — | — | — |