| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bill | 700135 | 0:0:9047056 | 2009-01-27 | — |
| puntlandian fisherman | 441339 | 0:1:10646826 | 2009-01-27 | — |
| Rowdy Roddy Piper | 700091 | 0:1:10627930 | 2009-01-27 | — |
| Boondock | 651571 | 0:1:21603152 | 2009-01-27 | — |
| Scott Steiner | 565307 | 0:10460815 | 2009-01-30 | — |
| Buster McThunderFace | 620784 | 1:0:14279426 | 2009-02-02 | 2009-02-17 |
| Hacksaw Jim Duggan | 696753 | STEAM_1:1:3114636 | 2009-02-02 | — |
| rickyy | 597634 | 0:1:9963163 | 2009-02-09 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-02-01 | Somali Pirates in Training | Artificial Intelligence | — | 512 - 859 | — |
| 2009-02-08 | Dark Shadow Alliance *Titanium | Somali Pirates in Training | — | 269 - 1550 | — |
| 2009-02-15 | Somali Pirates in Training | Team Evolution | — | — | — |
| 2009-02-15 | Somali Pirates in Training | TheFatNutGang | — | 7946 - 70 | — |
| 2009-02-22 | Tree Log Champions | Somali Pirates in Training | — | — | — |