| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| sM0k3y`-_-v | 677054 | 0:1:58411 | 2009-01-28 | — |
| Flint Lock Glock | 684470 | 0:0:9664917 | 2009-01-28 | — |
| TOSU | 700302 | 0:0:10465335 | 2009-01-28 | — |
| Herb | 689350 | 0:0:13115487 | 2009-01-28 | — |
| Killjoy | 552531 | STEAM_0:0:11629798 | 2009-01-28 | 2009-02-02 |
| Blue Bomber | 690866 | 0:0:12311665 | 2009-01-29 | — |
| NyNasty | 700636 | 0:1:571629 | 2009-01-29 | — |
| Pickle | 548521 | 0:0:7623552 | 2009-01-29 | — |
| dieselboy | 700632 | 0:1:96195 | 2009-01-29 | — |
| JoCa mofo`` | 701496 | 0:0:9350729 | 2009-01-31 | — |
| Oneshot | 398027 | 0:1:9002166 | 2009-02-01 | — |
| Donkey | 703570 | 0:1:22826054 | 2009-02-06 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-02-10 | Smash and Dash | PhailHarD | — | 4 - 16 | — |
| 2009-02-17 | Smash and Dash | PhailHarD | — | 16 - 0 | — |
| 2009-02-24 | PhailHarD | Tetrahydrocannabinol | — | — | — |