| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| KuaN | 370371 | 0:03955524 | 2009-02-03 | — |
| Bouncer | 10330 | 0:1:89995 | 2009-02-03 | — |
| steve | 662149 | 0:0:6274864 | 2009-02-03 | — |
| x.X.cLaZZZZZZrQ.X.x | 281340 | 0:1:7087651 | 2009-02-03 | — |
| jimmydean | 181481 | 0:1:4949079 | 2009-02-03 | — |
| ant0- | 405817 | 0:1:468337 | 2009-02-03 | — |
| Pickup | 175730 | 0:1:3240714 | 2009-02-03 | — |
| Teddy PWNSevelt | 60879 | 0:1:212256 | 2009-02-03 | — |
| Richard NixPWN | 369021 | 0:1:2149247 | 2009-02-04 | — |
| Death | 607654 | 0:1:16178268 | 2009-02-05 | — |
| John F. PWNSedy | 405141 | 0:1:8828188 | 2009-02-05 | 2009-02-10 |
| Dwight D. PWNsenhower | 39412 | 0:0:990443 | 2009-02-09 | — |
| AbraPWN Lincoln | 251606 | 0:1:6200815 | 2009-02-10 | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009-02-10 | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | Brofessionals | — | 16 - 14 | — |
| 2009-02-17 | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | Paktu | — | 16 - 19 | — |
| 2009-02-24 | Never Back Down | Super Ultra Cute Kitten Squad | — | — | — |