| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ~jxN<3 | 0:0:19648118 | — | — | |
| MastahKillah | 0:0:20864750 | — | — | |
| Don | 0:1:20477887 | — | — | |
| SEXYpants | 0:0:15176692 | — | — | |
| Revenger | 0:0:31613418 | — | — | |
| RandyShugg | 0:1:39364183 | — | — | |
| ve1jdramas | 0:1:27225 | — | — | |
| feeder | 0:1:10071551 | — | — | |
| yzu | 0:0:22734559 | — | — | |
| Schlatter | 0:1:7187460 | — | — | |
| Kubz | 0:1:15506182 | — | — |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Noob Pwners | Cry More | de_inferno | 0 - 16 | Week 5 |
| — | Cry More | The Noob Pwners | de_inferno | 16 - 0 | Week 5 |
| — | The Noob Pwners | Live the Game | de_forge | — | Week 3 |
| — | The Noob Pwners | LOLwut?! | de_nuke | 3 - 16 | Week 4 |
| — | The Noob Pwners | Shitty 5 | de_tuscan | 1 - 16 | Week 2 |
| — | The Noob Pwners | ELOQUENT | de_train | 3 - 16 | Week 1 |
| — | Shitty 5 | The Noob Pwners | de_tuscan | 16 - 1 | Week 2 |
| — | LOLwut?! | The Noob Pwners | de_nuke | 16 - 3 | Week 4 |
| — | Live the Game | The Noob Pwners | de_forge | — | Week 3 |
| — | ELOQUENT | The Noob Pwners | de_train | 16 - 3 | Week 1 |