| Player | UID | GUID | Joined | Abandoned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| n00bQueen | 23436 | 0:0:24592118 | 2010-05-31 | 1969-12-31 |
| n00bKing | 23431 | STEAM_0:0:23654721 | 2010-05-31 | 1969-12-31 |
| bigdckednoobraper | 24522 | 0:1:623833 | 2010-06-15 | 1969-12-31 |
| donkey rope | 24526 | 0:1:5680318 | 2010-06-15 | 1969-12-31 |
| perplexed | 23446 | STEAM_0:0:7088869 | 2010-05-31 | 1969-12-31 |
| pussybandit | 23469 | 0:1:141572 | 2010-05-31 | 2010-06-22 |
| HippieSlayer | 24764 | 0:1:5642475 | 2010-06-20 | 1969-12-31 |
| generalbuttnaked | 23433 | STEAM_0:0:16412138 | 2010-05-31 | 1969-12-31 |
| Date | Home Team | Away Team | Map | Score | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1969-12-31 | the man with the golden dick | Tripled Manic State | cp_freight | — | Week 2b |
| 1969-12-31 | the man with the golden dick | Tripled Manic State | cp_granary | — | Week 2a |
| 1969-12-31 | the man with the golden dick | 22D. | cp_badlands | 0 - 5 | Week 1a |
| 1969-12-31 | the man with the golden dick | 22D. | cp_follower | 2 - 3 | Week 1b |